THE FOURTH ALPHABET BUSINESS CONVENTION HAS COME!

There will be GONG, Spratleys Japs, Lost Crowns, The Display Team, Blue Apple Boy, Vonhorn, Crayola Lectern, Valve and Emily Jones!

There will be interviews with actual Cardiacs from the past and in the present.

There will be exclusive things to buy. They will be official things, whole official things and nothing but official things, so help me god.

Arise again! To this, your weary bodies must be drawn. To this, your idle mind must be awakened and inspired. To this, your idiotic ears must be subjected. Expect to be overwhelmed but if you’re underwhelmed, don’t come crying to us because we don’t care as much as we make out, sometimes.

TICKETS GO ON SALE APRIL 3RD. Keep updated here.